Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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