We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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