shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
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you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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