No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml