Joe is yelling at the trees again.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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