Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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