no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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