i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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