So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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