dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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