I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
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we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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