she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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