Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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