Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Semen is not good for contacts.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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