I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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