Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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