you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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