I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
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Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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