I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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