Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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