i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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