We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
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he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize