He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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We were destined to go to rehab together
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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