i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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