sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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