its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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