My brain says no but my pants say off.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
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It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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