Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
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All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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