His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
