You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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