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Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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