we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
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I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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