Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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