What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she peed on how many people?
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Enjoy the penises
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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