i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
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Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
My breasts were aching with rage.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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