The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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