I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
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Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
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You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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