Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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