She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Sorry about my life...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
Randomize