Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
it glows. i had to have it.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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