he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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