He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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