Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
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We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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