? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
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There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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