idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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