Tell her she can't have a vagina
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
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