OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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