How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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