Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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