New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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