found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
