i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
It was confusing and full of hummus
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
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I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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