just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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