Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
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Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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